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12 Strange Fortune Cookie Messages That Will Leave You Cracking Up

By Jaclyn Anglis

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Funny fortune cookies are always a special treat after a yummy Chinese meal. There’s nothing like a good chuckle to go along with a sweet, after all.

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But some fortunes out there are just plain strange. And whether it’s intentional on the fortune writers’ part or not, that only makes them more hilarious.

See for yourself in some of the most weirdly funny fortune cookie messages below.

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    We're happy to help anytime.

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    The best (and most reliable) fortune, if you ask us.

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    But why must they remind us?

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    Maybe they mean a different family member?

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    We'd totally take advantage of this fortune.

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    Who could argue with this?

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    Always a positive note to end a meal on.

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    We couldn't think of a more accurate fortune.

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    Aww! That's one way to put it.

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    The best friends anyone can have.

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    Too true.

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    Uh-oh! This one sounds quite ominous.

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