Funny fortune cookies are always a special treat after a yummy Chinese meal. There’s nothing like a good chuckle to go along with a sweet, after all.
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But some fortunes out there are just plain strange. And whether it’s intentional on the fortune writers’ part or not, that only makes them more hilarious.
See for yourself in some of the most weirdly funny fortune cookie messages below.
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Funny Fortune Cookies 2
We're happy to help anytime.
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Funny Fortune Cookies 7
The best (and most reliable) fortune, if you ask us.
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Funny Fortune Cookies 8
But why must they remind us?
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Funny Fortune Cookies 11
Maybe they mean a different family member?
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Funny Fortune Cookies 12
We'd totally take advantage of this fortune.
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Funny Fortune Cookies 6
Who could argue with this?
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Funny Fortune Cookies 10
Always a positive note to end a meal on.
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Funny Fortune Cookies 1
We couldn't think of a more accurate fortune.
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Funny Fortune Cookies 5
Aww! That's one way to put it.
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Funny Fortune Cookies 3
The best friends anyone can have.
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Funny Fortune Cookies 4
Too true.
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Funny Fortune Cookies 9
Uh-oh! This one sounds quite ominous.
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