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12 Strange Fortune Cookie Messages That Will Leave You Cracking Up


Funny fortune cookies are always a special treat after a yummy Chinese meal. There’s nothing like a good chuckle to go along with a sweet, after all.

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But some fortunes out there are just plain strange. And whether it’s intentional on the fortune writers’ part or not, that only makes them more hilarious.

See for yourself in some of the most weirdly funny fortune cookie messages below.

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