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12 Strange Fortune Cookie Messages That Will Leave You Cracking Up

By Jaclyn Anglis Updated: April 6, 2018

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Funny fortune cookies are always a special treat after a yummy Chinese meal. There’s nothing like a good chuckle to go along with a sweet, after all.

But some fortunes out there are just plain strange. And whether it’s intentional on the fortune writers’ part or not, that only makes them more hilarious.

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See for yourself in some of the most weirdly funny fortune cookie messages below.

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We're happy to help anytime.
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The best (and most reliable) fortune, if you ask us.
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But why must they remind us?
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Maybe they mean a different family member?
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We'd totally take advantage of this fortune.
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Who could argue with this?
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Always a positive note to end a meal on.
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We couldn't think of a more accurate fortune.
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Aww! That's one way to put it.
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The best friends anyone can have.
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Too true.
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Uh-oh! This one sounds quite ominous.
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