New Year’s Jokes That Will Keep You Laughing Long Past Midnight!
End the year with a chuckle — or several!
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Another year under our belts, and we’re ready to ring in 2024! After all the holiday hubbub, there’s nothing like kicking back with a glass (or bottle!) of champagne and celebrating with our loved ones (and Ryan Seacrest, of course). As you reflect back on your accomplishments of 2023 and start your resolutions for 2024, we’ve compiled our best New Year jokes to keep your spirits high — as you drain the spirits in your glass!
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![New Year jokes: What New Year's resolution should basketball players avoid making? To travel more!](https://www.womansworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/NY-joke-1-1.jpg?w=905)
New Year Jokes: Coat check?
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Well, close enough!
![New Year jokes: List of modified goals from last year](https://www.womansworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Digital-Featured-photo-Droplet.jpg?w=1024)
It seemed like a good idea at the start…
![New Year jokes: The pain of wearing high heels](https://www.womansworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Digital-Featured-photo-Droplet-1.jpg?w=1024)
That’s one way to do it!
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Best laid plans…
![New Year jokes: What we plan to do with our friends in the new year (work out at the gym) vs. what we actually do with our friends in the new year (drink champagne)](https://www.womansworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Humor-template-2.jpg?w=1024)
Our kind of gentleman caller
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![New Year jokes: What happened to the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months!](https://www.womansworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/NY-joke-3.jpg?w=905)
![New Year jokes: Jimmy Fallon saying, "Thank you, New Year's resolutions. Or as they're called in February, 'Say what now?'"](https://www.womansworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Humor-template-1-1.jpg?w=1024)
![New Year jokes: Bette Midler saying, “A new study shows that champagne can cure Alzheimer’s. That’s strange, whenever I finish a bottle of bubbly, I can’t remember a damn thing!”](https://www.womansworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Humor-template-4.jpg?w=1024)
If only!
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