As much as we crave the warmness of spring during the cold, wet winter months, the season of flowers and bees can be an absolute nightmare for allergy sufferers. For those people, spring means four long months of sneezing, watery eyes, and stuffy noses, which will make going outside and frolicking through the tulips next to impossible. And if this sounds like you, you’re not alone. In fact, more than 50 million Americans suffer from seasonal allergies. And since so many people know what it’s like to feel miserable during the best months of the year, we decided to have some fun with a little humor we can all relate to. Below, a few funny quotes about spring that people with allergies will definitely understand.
Spring Allergy Quotes 1
Spring: When you realize you're allergic to all the things you love.
So much for rolling in the grass!
Spring Allergy Quotes 3
You don't realize you much you take breathing for granted until your nose is stuffed up.
This also counts for winter cold sicknesses that leave us missing the days when we could breathe through two nostrils.
Spring Allergy Quotes 7
Spring: When your nose does more running than you do.
Sure, we'd like to do more running outside now that it's warmer, but not when there's so much pollen in the air!
Spring Allergy Quotes 5
There's nothing like a warm spring day to remind you to take your antihistamines.
Remember, doctors recommend you take allergy medicine before your symptoms start, not after.
Spring Allergy Quote 8
Spring: When you have to endure four months of people asking you, "Why are you crying?"
And then you have to explain to them that it's just your watery eyes because you have allergies.
Spring Allergy Quotes 2
Tissues: My favorite springtime fashion accessory.
Forget floral dresses or "whites before Labor Day," our spring outfits all come with a box of tissues that are permanently attached to our hands.
Spring Allergy Quotes 4
Sneezed 100 times today? Yep, it's definitely spring!
You can add that to the coughing, wheezing, and stuffy nose, too.
Spring Allergy Quotes 6
Spring is here: Time to stock up on these.
Tissues? Check. Eye drops? Check. Nasal spray? Check. Surgical mask? Hmm, why not.