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50 Halloween Jokes Guaranteed To Tickle *Your* Funny Bone

What did the skeleton bring to the pot-luck? Spare ribs!


Halloween is known as a scary holiday, complete with creepy costumes, spooky jack-o-lantern faces, festive treats and horror movie marathons, not to mention all the witches, skeletons, ghosts and ghouls. But we prefer focusing on the funny, so we’ve rounded up the best Halloween jokes and cartoons. Keep scrolling for 50 Halloween jokes guaranteed to make you laugh so hard you’ll feel like you’re on a sugar high!

Halloween jokes: A women talks about how good candy is

Halloween jokes

  • Q: What type of plants like Halloween the most?
  • A: Bam-Boo
  • Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? Orange
    Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween.
  • Knock Knock. 
    Who’s there? 
    Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s only Halloween.
  • Q:Where do spiders do their Halloween shopping?
  • A: On the web.
  • Q:  Who’s in charge of the candy corn?
  • A: The kernel.
Halloween jokes: A mom tells her kid to only get the good candy

Trick-or-treating jokes

  • Q:Why didn’t anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula?
  • A: Because he’s a pain in the neck!
  • Q: What do birds give to trick or treaters?
  • A: Tweets.
  • Q:What do witches put on to go trick or treating?
  • A: Mas-scare-a.
  • Q: What did one piece of hard candy say to the other after it helped it escape from being eaten?
  • A: “Thanks! You’re a real lifesaver.”
  • Knock, knock! 
    Who’s there? Al
    Al who? Al go home after trick-or-treating.
Halloween jokes: A dog goes trick or treating

Skeleton jokes

  • Q: Why don’t skeletons like Halloween candy?
  • A: They don’t have the stomach for it.
  • Q: Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
  • A: Because they have no body to go with.
  • Q: What did the skeleton bring to the dinner party?
  • A: Spare-ribs.
  • Q: Why do skeletons love to drink milk?
  • A: It’s good for the bones.
  • Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack?
  • A: A cinnabone.
Halloween jokes: A vampire and frankenstine chit chat

Pumpkin jokes

  • Q: What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern?
  • A: A plumpkin
  • Did you hear about the gloomy jack-o’-lantern? It needed to lighten up.
  • Q: Who rules the pumpkin patch?
  • A: The pump-king.
  • Q: How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?
  • A: On vine-yl.
Halloween joke: Two kids talk about some bad candy

Ghost jokes

  • Q: What to ghosts add to their morning cereal?
  • A: Booberries
  • Q: What is a ghost’s favorite kind of drink?
  • A: Ghoul-aid.
  • Q: What does a ghost put on his turkey?
  • A: Grave-y.
  • Q: What kind of cereal does a ghost have for breakfast?
  • A: Rice Creepies
  • Q: Where do ghosts shop for all of their meals?
  • A: The ghostery store.
Halloween jokes: A witch hates cooking

Witch jokes

  • Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
  • A: To tell which witch is which.
  • Knock, Knock! 
    Who’s there? Witch.
    Witch who? Witch one of you has the candy?
  • Q: What do witches study in school?
  • A: Spelling.
  • Q: Why did the angry witch leave her broom at home?
  • A: She didn’t want to fly off the handle.               
  • Q:Where do witches park?
  • A: In the broom closet.

Halloween memes

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Halloween jokes: A mom tells her son his report card is scary
Halloween jokes: A dad eats all his children's candy
Halloween jokes: A kids dresses as a skunk to avoid doing tricks
Halloween jokes: A witch buys a broom
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Halloween jokes: A friend tells her other friend to not say trick, only treat
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