27 Winter Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh
These brr-illiant jokes will help you get through the dark days of winter!
Winter can be tough sometimes. Between the freezing temperatures, snow and super slick roads, this season can feel like a drag. To help lift your mood so you can make it through these dreary days, we’ve rounded up our favorite winter jokes.
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Snowman winter jokes
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
A: Anything with icing!
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle
Q: What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
A: A meltdown
Q: What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert?
A: Ice Krispy treats!
Q: What does the snowman take when he’s worried about melting?
A: A chill pill.
Q: What’s the best way to scare a snowman?
A: Talk about global warming.
Q: What type of diet did the snowman go on?
A: The meltdown diet.
Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthay party?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Static electricity, again!
Air conditioning year round!
Winter knock-knock jokes
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there? Snow
Snow who? Snowbody home.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there? Lettuce
Lettuce who? Lettuce in. It’s cold out!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there? Snow
Snow who? Snow use telling you, I can’t remember!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there? Snow
Snow who? This weather is snow joke!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there? Icy.
Icy who? Icy a long cold winter coming!
Literally!
Good question!
We can relate!
Winter one-liners
- I love snow… especially through a window, under a cozy blanket, drinking hot chocolate.
- Pro tip: Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter
- If snowflakes were currency, we’d all be rich in winter. We’d just make a trip to the nearest snow bank.
- My favorite meal in cold weather is brrr-eakfast
Celebrity winter jokes
“A big snowstorm is coming, and the airlines are already canceling flights and predicting long delays. So… business as usual? —Jimmy Fallon via Twitter
“If the temperature is less than my age, I don’t get out of bed.” —Ellen DeGeneres
“I once spent an hour trying to dig my car out of the snow., and when I finally got to it, I realized it was my neighbor’s!”— Jimmy Fallon
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